Its like an eagle scout, but more fun.
The esteemed Eagle Scouts boasts an impressive roster of folks who went on to do amazing things, including: Neil Armstrong, Steven Spielberg, Gerald Ford, L Ron Hubbard, Marion Barry, Michael Bloomberg, Sam Walton and Charles Whitman, to name a few. Presidents, mayors, Hollywood producers, writers, business tycoons and marksman. These folks had to prove themselves by earning 13 specific badges, which are:
Citizenship in the Community
Citizenship in the Nation
Citizenship in the World
Emergency Preparedness or Lifesaving
Environmental Science or Sustainability
Swimming, Hiking or Cycling.
Seems legit. It seems obvious, however, that maybe that route and badges just isn't for everyone. Which is fair, seeing the elite list of people who have completed it, and fairly represented by the majestic, free, powerful, stoic, and awe inspiring bald eagle. That's not us. Well, maybe Marion Barry, but I digress.
We are the ounce scouts! We work hard and play harder. We aren't born free; we earn our free time, our cheat days, our party time. We don't inspire the masses, but we are always working on our personal best. We might not land on the moon, but we have definitely held the earth to keep it from spinning...with our bare hands! Let me see you try that Neil! Marion, though, we'll call ya for backup! What else would you expect a Froth Scout to be proficient in? They are indispensable life skills that include but are not limited to:
Drinker of the Community
Citizenship of The Alley
Connoisseur of Beers of the World
Party Pizza Preparation
Emergency Hurricane Party Leadership
Environmental Science of Day Drinking
Expel and Rally
Silent Disco, Axe Throwing or Trivia.
Or do none of these and just buy the membership card.
Buying the card is the only thing you have to do actually.
We are the Froth Scouts! Hanging out, laid back, fun, striving for mediocrity and ready to party.
Sure an Eagle Scout Badge might bring you recognition and pride, but can it get you cheaper beer? I think not! I didn't notice a brewers badge in that list. A Froth Scout Membership, however, earns you all sorts of perks, like:
40% off of Froth's Tap
20% off of Featured Taps
10% off of ALL TAPS
5% off of Swag and Merch
an Official AF Membership Card
Sign up today for the Froth Scout Membership Card.